Happy Birthday Leslie!

Today my friend Leslie from work turned 26* She reads this blog, and she's probably turning red right about......... now. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LESLIE! Hope you had a great day!

Grand Opening!

There is a brand spankin' new grocery store that opened up just a quarter mile down the street from us! yes! now i don't have to drive half a mile to go to walmart. I love Dallas. The grand opening was today, so all the employees were very cheery and helpful. Just give em some time.

Anyway, they have a lot of cool stuff. We walked around tonight after church and got a slice of pizza. Mine and Tia Yaya's piece (we shared) came in a cheapy pizza box, while dads little tiny piece came in a huge salad sized container. His was gourmet..la dee da.

I asked dad if he would go there in the a.m.,buy me something and drive back to the house and put it in my car so it's there when I'm ready to go. And then I added, "Oh, and can you unwrap it halfway so that it's ready to be eaten?" He laughed at me. rude.

here's the link to the site if you want to do a little browsing

http://www.marketstreetcoppell.com/

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BA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

So if your related to me, you may have noticed that I sometimes have a hard time behaving in church. Shocking, I know! So the church that we've been going to LOVES handouts. Tonight the handouts for the study were in the form of fill in the blanks. But, I guess in order to not make it too difficult, the first letter of the word was given in the blank. Here's what happened. They were talking about how only 20% of peeps in the church exercise their gifts in the church. So number ten said this:

10. A person who has only 20% of their body functioning is called an i_______.

So when the teacher read this, the lady in front of us loudly says, "PARALYZED!"
um......I guess she didn't see the " i "?

Then later on the teacher who goes off on rabbitt trails was talking about her friend who had many gifts. She said about her friend, "She was very shy. Probably still is. She lives in Houston. She operated in her giftings."

Tia yaya and I were kicking each other to stop from laughing. I was laughing so hard when I got in the car. Tia yaya is my witness, I could not stop laughing.

Do you know the answer to number 10?

Idenity Crisis?

Yesterday at work, I was sorting and preparing W-2's. While I was doing that, my phone rang. While I was still reading through a huge list of names, I answered the phone and introduced myself, "Hi, this is Jason. How can I help you?" My brain was too fried, the caller didn't notice, so I just went with it. It was one of those days.

Oohhh, you come to my house, take off you shoes, i make you fly lice!

Thats right folks! Tonight, in honor of our special guest Josiah Jehu, I made dinner. The menu? Chicken Fried Rice. This plate is so good it'll make you wanna slap yo mamma! sorry peeps, this recipe is under lock and key, but i will let you know that this dish took about hour from the time I started prepping the food until it was served.

Dad says: "The chicken was moist. The rice was tenderly fried. Everything was wonderful. My palate exploded with delicious taste."

Tia Yaya says: "The chicken was tasty. It had a touch of garlic but didn't overpower the plate. It was delicious!"

Joey says: "Every forkfull of food was sinfully breathtaking and delicious!"