Conversations with Father Act I, Scene I

Save the Drama for yo Mama cause Daddy Don't Care!

This situation based on real life events

Setting: Cheli, the highly dependant, pre-spousal daughter walks into the tv room to bother her dad while he is "relaxing".

and ACTION!


Me: (pretending to cry) "Daaaadddyyy! I'm huuuungry for something sweeeeet. baahaaahaaa"

Dad: (without blinking, or looking at me): "Well there's peanut butter and jelly."

Me: (shaking my head no) "nooooo. i don't liiiiiiike peanut butter"

Dad: (still not looking at me or blinking) "what about those miniature cinnamon buns"

Me: (still with the whiny voice) "nooooo, I don't like those. but i want something sweet. "

Dad: (breaking the world record for not blinking) "what about crackers?"

Me: "crackers are salty!"

Dad: (laughs- half blink)

Me: (still crying, no tears) "you don't feel like making pancakes?

Dad: (still not looking at me)"ummmm...let me see....no. there's some toaster strudels."

Me: (stop fake crying, pick up my head from the couch) umm, sounds good. (exit stage right)

Credits

Dad as Himself

Jessica Alba as Cheli